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The Waddle “V” is the waddleSide-to-side is the rhythmBoom-Boom is the motionHiked-up is the shirtFlop-Flop is the fleshYuck-Yuck is the thought.

Heartless She fucks lightAnd darkness bulgesOver the shadows of evil men.“Give up!”–She criesBut they hold their ground,Claiming they’re already dead.So she sucks the life from themAnd goes on her wayFucking and suckingDanglers and knots stuck in the fray. 

Ugg Boots Ugg Boots walk along slowly,Squish Squish.Boots see Addidas,Spring Spring.Boots and Sneakers meet,Toes to toes.Sneaker moves in,Kiss Kiss.Right boot elevates,Love Love. 

Not the band, nor the pastry either–except for when theres too much frosting.  I was shooting for the adjective like “What a fuck-cake”.  I have no explanation.

Fuck Cake

I’ve decided that there are two types of attractiveness a girl can have.  The first type is what I like to call Wal-Mart attractiveness.  Wal-Mart huge, and has been around for a long time.  Thus they have everything figured out.  They know how to produce a nice looking, quality product efficiently and effectively.  However, because…

So I’ve got a Chinese student that I meet with once a week to hang out so he can practice his english and we can learn about each other’s cultures.  It’s a really good time.  Today we went to Chipotle because he had never had a burrito before.  He said he liked it, and would…

The Ignored Pages She gave me her book to readThe one I had longed for so long.But as she left me with itAnd I stared down at the page,I found I could not turn from the exposed pageFor fear of what I’d find.I had fallen for the pages she chose to show meStubbornly ignoring the rest.Now…

SO MUCH MORE F-ING HOMEWORK THIS SEMESTER!!! Okay, I let it out.  Aside from the homework, life is pretty good.  I had a pretty good weekend.  Friday was definitely the most unorthodox.  So theres a freshman girl at UNL that was in band with me in high school and knows me through my gf at…